I finally came to the realization that I’ve officially become a soccer mom. Signed Simeon up for soccer classes a couple weeks ago.
Minivan…check
2.5 kids[1]…check
at least one kid in soccer…check
I am not to be confused with a hockey mom, though – I don’t wear lipstick[2]
[1] in my formula, 2 flat-faced Himalayan cat = .5 kids
[2] please don’t confuse me with a pitbull either
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